honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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