Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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