I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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