Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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