my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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