VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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