I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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