the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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