I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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