i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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