I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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