3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You took a bar mat shot.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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