I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Boobs speak an international language.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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