no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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