I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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