Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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