we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
People in love make me want to vomit
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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