he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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