Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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