the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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