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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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