I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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