I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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