so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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