Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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