ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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