yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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