We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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