Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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