**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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