At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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