i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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