OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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