Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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