Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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