Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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