what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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