We're like a lot better than the average bears
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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