Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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