in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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