Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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