Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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