I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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