Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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