You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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