What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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