is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There r osticjed everywhere
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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