why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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