The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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