In the future we'll all be gay
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
