ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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