what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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