Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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