; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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