They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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