I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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